Ineptocracy T-Shirt Government Election Definition SALE

May 25, 2012 at 5:34 pm (POLITICAL) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Ineptocracy T-Shirt 8.95 Government 2012 Election Definition Republican Democrat. Shirt is available in more colors @ Signaturetshirts.com

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I Like Big Books and I Cannot Lie Tote bag 9.95

May 17, 2012 at 2:41 am (I Like Big Books and I Cannot Lie) (, , , , )

I Like Big Books and I Cannot Lie Tote bag canvas eco friendly reusable. Tote bags are available in more colors for $9.95 @ Signaturetshirts.com
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I Like Big Books and I Cannot Lie American Apparel T-Shirt 16.95

May 17, 2012 at 2:33 am (I Like Big Books and I Cannot Lie) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

I Like Big Books and I Cannot Lie American Apparel T-Shirt (USPS priority shipping). GREAT for the teacher in you! Shirt is available in more colors for $16.95 @ Signaturetshirts.com

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Inspired by the blog post:

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at those books.
They’re so big.
They look like one of those book nerd’s fantasies.
But, you know, who understands those book nerds anyway?
They only read because they’re like total dorky intellectuals.
I mean that book, it’s just so hefty, it’s like, a door-stopper, I mean – gross. Look!
They’re just so… THICK!

(Reader aka Book Nerd)

I like big books and I cannot lie
you other people can’t deny
that when a book sits there with a crazy bunch of pages full of a plot for the ages
you get sprung;
wanna pull out your glasses cause you notice that book’s got mass(es).
Deep in the pages you’re reading –
you’re hooked and you can’t stop needing.
That book… you wanna get with it
just keep reading and never quit.
My bed time tries to warn me
but that plot it’s got makes me just wanna squee.
Ooh, Rumpelstiltskin
your story is just too thin!
So, read on, read on
cause this ain’t your average Don Juan.
I’m tired of the lyin’
there’s no denyin’ –
it’s big, it’s thick
got it going like a magic trick!
I’m tired of short book flings
big book commitments are the things.
Tolstoy, Bronte: would tell you that –
books gotta be real fat.

So, book nerds (yeah!) book nerds (yeah!)
Has your big book got the weight? (hell yeah!)
Then flip ‘em (flip ‘em!) flip ‘em (flip ‘em!)
Flip those fat book pages;
Big Books got game!

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OVOXO OWL Sweatshirt DRAKE Take Care XO 16.95

May 11, 2012 at 4:45 pm (Music tees) (, , , , , , )

OVOXO OWL Sweatshirt Gold print Octobers Very Own ovo DRAKE Take Care Concert TOUR 2012. Sweatshirt is available for $16.95 @ Signaturetshirts.com
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COOL STORY BRO sweatshirt 16.95

May 11, 2012 at 4:28 pm (TV Show & Movie T-shirts) (, , )

COOL STORY BRO sweatshirt Jersey Shore quote. Sweatshirt is available for $16.95 @ Signaturetshirts.com

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